Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
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yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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