That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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