Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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