you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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