This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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