i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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