Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
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Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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