Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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