I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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