We won't sleep together?
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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