What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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