he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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