we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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