they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
ttyl tear gas
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
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This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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