How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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