so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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