5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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