Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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