You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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