I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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