the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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