Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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