Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
you will always have a special place in my vag
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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