I wannas sexs uuuuu
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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