The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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