Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
two words: eviction party
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Do you have feelings for this penis?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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