I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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