Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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