i may or may not be watching the land before time
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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