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say what?
wanna hang out?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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