...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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