love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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