I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
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She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
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it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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