margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
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