So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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