If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Are we still banned from the library?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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