i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
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So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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