I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
We don't watch enough power rangers
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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