I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
As shirtless as possible
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
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