There was a lot of him and a little penis
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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