i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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