I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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