sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
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She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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