strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
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I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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