No awkward lesbian experiences without me
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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