I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
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He is an equal opportunity slut.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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