Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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