yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
high people should be assigned attendants
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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