office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
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In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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