Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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