Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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