Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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