Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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