Just cropdusted the office
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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