I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
wow bdsm is so cute
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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