That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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