I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
She just used a chaser for red wine.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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