I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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